@StacieBee I will say this: In the early 80s I got to do what's called a "Tiger Cruise", in which a sailor in the U.S. Navy is allowed to have a guest join them for the final leg of their journey to home port. I spent a week on a missile cruiser from Mexico City to San Diego. During that time I bought a pack of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups from the onboard commissary. I came to understand that it was last stocked prior to their deployment. I bit into the very expired Reese's.

*POOF*

Mummy Dust.