Mastodawn

I’ve decided to combine Sloth and Gluttony into a new, much better sin called “Sluttony.”

@gknauss Already my favorite sin.

@gknauss sounds like you bought two and got a third thrown in for free.

IKR? What a slutton. @ericromberg @gknauss

@gknauss I'll take three, delivered thanks.

@gknauss Wake up babe, the eighth deadly sin just dropped.

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Sign me up!

@gknauss TIL I've been sinning incorrectly my entire life. I wonder if that's some mind of meta-sin.

@gknauss not gloth?

Never accuse your Gloth girlfriend of Sluttony, It can't possibly end well.

@gknauss Pleased to see some innovation these days.

@gknauss better than gluth, which is how I feel after stuffing my face full of food while not moving from the couch

@gknauss Idk, all that eating sounds like a lot of work.

@gknauss yeah, me and Slut Tony dated for a while in college. didn't work out (I'm not slutty enough)

@gknauss you basically get lust for free, it's a 3x2 deal!

@gknauss Gloth is not bad either XD