A ★★½ review of Thrash (2026)

There is a storm coming, a yuge category 5 hurricane named Henry and Hrnry is bringing a humongous storm surge, but it also has sharks. Big hungry sharks. Attracted to the flood ravaged town of Annieville because a tanker carrying meat blood from a provisions store splits open and the blood pours into the water, attracting a bunch of bull sharks but also one mean, pregnant mama Great White.  Now before you say “Hey Mike what are you wasting your time watching this crap” I say two things, first I say, you know I like to watch this kind of