Ladies and gentlemen: The President of the United States.
@sjvn What, the triumph of the will foiled by having a open brolly bigger than the door?
It's baffling.

I don't even want to think about who has to help him with the toilet paper! 🫣
@sjvn He thinks he's a king still
Though in the UK it would of course be Lord Bumble of somewhere or other who is the 18th generation Lord Bumble from the one who rescued King John's umbrella and is therefore Keeper of the royal brolley and comes with a special outfit, and a pension paid from the state.