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@sjvn What, the triumph of the will foiled by having a open brolly bigger than the door?
It's baffling.
@sjvn Umbrellas are like magnets apparently, nobody knows how they work…
@sjvn I came out from just watching space to space call https://youtu.be/yfmG9qmZn6Y?si=0TIpqX91W1IqrFUI , a slightly different perspective/view I suppose?
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Space-to-Space Call: NASA's Artemis II Astronauts and the International Space Station

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@sjvn after his infarct half of his body is weakened, so ofcourse he can't close an umbrella
@sjvn The guy who just walked around it. :)

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I don't even want to think about who has to help him with the toilet paper! 🫣

@sjvn He treats his umbrella like he treats people. When they're not of service to him anymore, he drops them.
@sjvn To the writer: please revise this metaphor. It’s heavy-handed, obvious, and generally too on-the-nose.

@sjvn He thinks he's a king still

Though in the UK it would of course be Lord Bumble of somewhere or other who is the 18th generation Lord Bumble from the one who rescued King John's umbrella and is therefore Keeper of the royal brolley and comes with a special outfit, and a pension paid from the state.

@sjvn This sums up his approach to life. "I'll do stuff, and if it causes a mess, I'll let someone else clean it up."