My hot take this morning is that the price of anything is largely illusory. Take aftershave for example. A mix of denatured alcohol and fragrance oils in a glass container. The constituent elements of which cost less than £10 for approximately 5 units (assuming you have access to a label printer). A bottle of Creed Aventus costs £220. That is a 10,900% markup. I understand that with food and fuel it's directly linked to demand (and also artificial inflation and profit points), but I just don't see how I'm likely to ever buy 'high end premium' products again. I fear I have hit a point in my life where nothing will ever be good again and I'm just angry all the time.

Anyway - morning!

@TheBreadmonkey

Brut is about £7.50 for 100ml.

I smell like Henry Cooper every day.

(Henry died in 2011 so this can either mean I smell of cheap aftershave or a decomposing boxing champion, or both)

@TwoClownsEating

One for the kids there

@TheBreadmonkey

You know me, I'm down with the streets fam.

Henry Cooper - Knock Me Down With A Feather

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@vfrmedia @TwoClownsEating

Incredible to think these times existed