My hot take this morning is that the price of anything is largely illusory. Take aftershave for example. A mix of denatured alcohol and fragrance oils in a glass container. The constituent elements of which cost less than £10 for approximately 5 units (assuming you have access to a label printer). A bottle of Creed Aventus costs £220. That is a 10,900% markup. I understand that with food and fuel it's directly linked to demand (and also artificial inflation and profit points), but I just don't see how I'm likely to ever buy 'high end premium' products again. I fear I have hit a point in my life where nothing will ever be good again and I'm just angry all the time.

Anyway - morning!

@TheBreadmonkey

Brut is about £7.50 for 100ml.

I smell like Henry Cooper every day.

(Henry died in 2011 so this can either mean I smell of cheap aftershave or a decomposing boxing champion, or both)

@TwoClownsEating

One for the kids there

@TheBreadmonkey

You know me, I'm down with the streets fam.

Henry Cooper - Knock Me Down With A Feather

YouTube

@vfrmedia @TheBreadmonkey

I feel like I've been punched in the head by Muhammad Ali after listening to that.

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey he made an entire album of 1970s era Cockney knees up tunes after he became too old for boxing 😁

@vfrmedia @TheBreadmonkey

Can't believe this isn't in my collection.

Also, retired Henry Cooper the pop star could be a good candidate for an all Cockney match up, in my occasional series of pop star fights.

Henry Cooper Vs Chas and Dave. Tight one to call, but Coopers out of shape and Chas was a bit of a unit so I'm going with C&D for the win.

https://beige.party/@TwoClownsEating/115900546252894416

Mat B (@[email protected])

Current earworm. Joy Division, Love will Tear Us Apart, but instead of "love" it's "Suggs", lead singer from Madness. 🎶 Suggs, Suggs will tear us apart, again 🎶 No idea why but here we are. Not sure if there was any beef between Madness and Joy Division in the 80s. Can't imagine so. Still, if there was, Madness would definitely win in a fight. Firstly there were nearly twice as many of them, secondly I reckon Peter Hook would run away, leaving the others to take a kicking* *I have zero evidence that Peter Hook is a coward or that he wouldn't defend his mates in a brawl with a load of Ska Pop Cockneys

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@vfrmedia @TwoClownsEating

Incredible to think these times existed

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey you guys splashing out on expensive scents. I make all of my own smells.
@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey do you splash it all over?

@spanghero @TheBreadmonkey

Almost everywhere, but it does sting a bit

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey For Easter can you get ‘Brut by Faberge Egg’?

Normally quite expensive, but you can get it knocked down after the Bank Holiday.

@davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey

Broke a tooth on one of those eggs, wouldn't recommend.

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey Good lordt! That’s a dig around in the old ‘70s box.