Ben (monkey costume)For the avoidance of doubt I must advise you I am not a sexbot
Edvin Malinovskis@TheBreadmonkey but that's what a legally ambiguous sexbot would say 😬
Frank@TheBreadmonkey good to know *updates Ben notes*
surdfishSo much for that.
Scott@TheBreadmonkey Of course not! I've never been here before and I don't usually do this sorta thing either...
David Cohen@TheBreadmonkey But you are a Crème Egg vending machine with an unorthodox delivery system
bazkie 👩🏼💻 bitplanes 🎵@TheBreadmonkey aw heck. *puts pants back on disappointedly*
Heliograph
millennial fulcrum
Verđandi K Soldusty
Curious@TheBreadmonkey oh!?! well that's embarrassing. . .
So THAT Ben's two doors down you say?
Truely striking resemblance,
uncanny in fact,
guess I'd better be off then...
[Peeps through closing door, watching Ben dash out back door and vault neighbour fence while changing clothing hurriedly]
internetsdairy@TheBreadmonkey but are you a snuggledroid
FandaSin
May Likes Toronto@TheBreadmonkey Has @LRRRonEarth approved this statement?
★ Goth ⛧ Jessica ★@TheBreadmonkey I think more people are annoyed you're not a houseworkbot, pal
@TheBreadmonkey bullshit! explain all the robosex then.
itgrrl 
@TheBreadmonkey I believe the preferred term is “comfort unit” 💁♀️
/\w*(bim)\w*/g
Whitest Kids U' Know - Sex Robot (HQ)
Medea Vanamonde 🏳️⚧️@TheBreadmonkey but this still leaves it open as to if you are a
Sex Dwarf (Original Version)
paulEven if you were, I would still follow you.
@Alice is still doubtful of my biological nature.
Prairie_Dog@TheBreadmonkey Glad we’ve got that cleared up. 🤔
LRRR 
HE'S MEAT, ALRIGHT.
*Walking Dead 'tainted meat' shrieking scene gif*
DO YOU HAVE WHAT THAT HIPPIE HAD?
That Old Guy with the Beard@LRRRonEarth @TheBreadmonkey I just watched “Tampopo,” and am suddenly remembering the scene where a dying gangster is speaking to his lover about how much he wanted to go boar hunting with her in the winter. At that time of the year boar have nothing but yams to eat, so when you kill the boar, you immediately slice open the belly and grill the intestines over the fire. The guts are filled with yam and so you have yam sausages.
Anyway, Ben, have you ever eaten a lot of yam?
No reason…
Wow. Well today I learned about I Drink Your Blood (and I Eat Your Skin).
I Drink Your Blood (1971) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD]
Some Kind Of Garf@TheBreadmonkey sex *Android*. It's different.