Mastodawn

Past me:
I'll strip my bed linen, so when I get home I'm motivated to change it! Yeah, this'll be a great idea!

Current me:
...you hateful motherfucker.

@aby LOL I do the same thing. Sometimes the pain comes early.... I'll be really tired on the way home, thinking "Oooooh it'll be so nice to just crawl into b... ah shit, you hateful motherfucker!"