Peter AnderbergApr 8
Nick

Oh look, a completely AI-made cutesy animal series about Donald, Melania and Barron Trump living on a farm and getting into scrapes such as rescuing cold bunnies and the dog hiding the tractor key!

*BUTLERIAN JIHAD IMMEDIATELY. NO,
DON’T STOP TO SAVE YOUR WORK, WE’RE DOING THIS THING RIGHT NOW. NOT IN TWO MINUTES, RIGHT NOW. GRAB YOUR HAMMERS.*

#Trump #AI

Apr 8 at 11:59amWeb
Show threadNickApr 8

Okay so I watched a little bit and it is absolute brain-melting nonsense, evidently written and performed by the AI too.

The voices keep changing and do not match the characters speaking. Trump often has an English accent. Occasionally they lapse into Spanish.

The characters say things like “The hedgehog is missing” whilst the hedgehog is onscreen and being looked at by the characters. #Trump #AI

Show threadNickApr 8
Who decided that 40 minutes was an appropriate length of time for one of these. It’s not prestige drama. #Trump #AI
Show threadNickApr 8
Honestly you should watch this clip, it’s amazing. #Trump #AI
Show threadNickApr 8
In this video they keep forgetting if they are repairing an awning, a house, a barn or a rabbit hutch and then Donald does a monkey noise at the end to celebrate. #Trump #AI
Show threadChrisApr 8
@Nickiquote oh that is fucking marvellous. the made up words at the start, the banging on a timber (with a single hammer tap!) to fix a leak, the tuneless singing 'no more leaking' as water pours in, but donald celebrating with a combined stroke and heart attack at the end (you can't convince me that's a monkey noise) is the cherry on top
Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 8
@Nickiquote This makes me long for the days of Too Many Cooks.
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftApr 8

@ColesStreetPothole @Nickiquote

 It takes a lot to make a stew,
A pinch of salt and laughter too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice
And you've got...

Too many cooks 

Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 8

@tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote

🎶 It takes a lot to make a stew
Especially when it's me and you
And him, and Steve from corporate too

Show threadMonica RooneyApr 8
@ColesStreetPothole @tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote I feel stupider having watched 20 seconds of this
Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 8
@monicarooney @tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote
Here's a palate cleanse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim

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Show threadNickApr 8
@ColesStreetPothole This is wonderful, I’d never seen it.
Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 8
@Nickiquote I think I've watched it five or six times over the years. It's so good.
Show threadpaulApr 9

@ColesStreetPothole @monicarooney @tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Many_Cooks_(short)

Brilliant.

Never seen it before.

Thanks for sharing this pothole cole.

Too Many Cooks (short) - Wikipedia

Show threadBenny from the BlockApr 9
@ColesStreetPothole @monicarooney @[email protected] @Nickiquote What the hell did I just watch?
Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 9
@feijoa @monicarooney @Nickiquote The ghost of Bil Keane.
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftApr 8

@monicarooney @ColesStreetPothole @Nickiquote

its so terrible I can't stop watching. Don't think how bizarrely bd it is. Imagine its a lovecraftian horror movie directed by David Lynch.

Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 8

@tezoatlipoca @monicarooney @Nickiquote
I wish there were bloodshed.

Wait—what DID happen to the hedgehog?

Show threadNickApr 8
@ColesStreetPothole @tezoatlipoca @monicarooney This is the closest I could find to injury. But he’s totally fine. He’s fine. Fine.
Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 8
@Nickiquote @tezoatlipoca @monicarooney
😭 Make it stop.
Show threadNickApr 8
@ColesStreetPothole @tezoatlipoca @monicarooney The hedgehog turns up in a warm haystack. Sorry for the spoiler.
Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 8
@Nickiquote @tezoatlipoca @monicarooney Warm . . . from all the blood?
Show threadAnnaApr 8
@Nickiquote OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
Show threadFélixApr 8
@Nickiquote I'm certain I've had more coherent fever dreams that were also way less unsettling
Show threadnightjarApr 8
@Nickiquote I fucking hate this with every fiber of my being
Show threadNickApr 8
@nightjar There’s literal hours of this stuff, and hardly anyone has actually watched it. What a world.
Show threadChrisApr 8
@Nickiquote tbh saying "the hedgehog has gone" when its right fucking there is totally within the capacity of the trump family genius brains
Show threadcalciusApr 8
@Nickiquote
That sounds like the Trump reality bubble so far.
Show threadCoyote of the StarsApr 8
@Nickiquote BUT BUT BUT AI IS GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD.
Show threadFermentatorApr 8
@Nickiquote Just in case I need to explain ‘brain rot’ to someone. Best example so far, and by far. Thankyou 👻
And yes, the hammer is ready and itching for work.
Show threadFermentatorApr 8
@Nickiquote Might be actual white 🏠 official press at work. I believe they’re still looking for a format in which he’d finally be able to follow the supposedly daily briefs.
I’m not even sure if it’s AI- could as well be all the staff working through their ongoing mental breakdowns.
Show threadChrisApr 8
@Nickiquote can they at least make one where he declares war on a farm three hours drive away, spends all the seed money setting fire to their fields, finds out they actually supply his seeds and now he has no seeds, has several meltdowns, asks all his friends to set fire to their fields as well, loses all his friends, ends up paying way more for seeds and calls it a tremendous victory?
Show threadWannabe AstronautApr 8
@Nickiquote
I do wonder, what would it *actually* take, for humanity to go all Butlerian Jihad? It would probably need to have something to do with AI's banning chocolate.
Show threadΩ 🌍 Gus PoseyApr 8
@Nickiquote *prays hard for hostile alien invaders*
Show threadBob ThomsonApr 8
@Nickiquote I mean if we did do that right now you just know Windows wouid be like - “hold on, I need to do some updates real quick first. Have you tried CoPilot?”
Show threadKhleedrilApr 8
@Nickiquote Sorry to say I'm blocking you now; I'm sick of seeing this shit.
Show threadToot TerroristApr 8
@Nickiquote Don't look for "Fruit Love Island" videos, I beg you.
Show threadNickApr 8
@twit_terrorist Oh, my kid told me about those.