Mastodawn

Oh look, a completely AI-made cutesy animal series about Donald, Melania and Barron Trump living on a farm and getting into scrapes such as rescuing cold bunnies and the dog hiding the tractor key!

*BUTLERIAN JIHAD IMMEDIATELY. NO,
DON’T STOP TO SAVE YOUR WORK, WE’RE DOING THIS THING RIGHT NOW. NOT IN TWO MINUTES, RIGHT NOW. GRAB YOUR HAMMERS.*

Okay so I watched a little bit and it is absolute brain-melting nonsense, evidently written and performed by the AI too.

The voices keep changing and do not match the characters speaking. Trump often has an English accent. Occasionally they lapse into Spanish.

The characters say things like “The hedgehog is missing” whilst the hedgehog is onscreen and being looked at by the characters. #Trump #AI

Who decided that 40 minutes was an appropriate length of time for one of these. It’s not prestige drama. #Trump #AI

Honestly you should watch this clip, it’s amazing. #Trump #AI

In this video they keep forgetting if they are repairing an awning, a house, a barn or a rabbit hutch and then Donald does a monkey noise at the end to celebrate. #Trump #AI

Coles Street Pothole Apr 8

@Nickiquote This makes me long for the days of Too Many Cooks.

Third spruce tree on the left Apr 8

@ColesStreetPothole @Nickiquote

It takes a lot to make a stew,
A pinch of salt and laughter too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice
And you've got...

Too many cooks

Coles Street Pothole Apr 8

@tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote

🎶 It takes a lot to make a stew
Especially when it's me and you
And him, and Steve from corporate too

@ColesStreetPothole @tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote I feel stupider having watched 20 seconds of this

Coles Street Pothole Apr 8

@monicarooney @tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote
Here's a palate cleanse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

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@ColesStreetPothole This is wonderful, I’d never seen it.

Coles Street Pothole Apr 8

@Nickiquote I think I've watched it five or six times over the years. It's so good.

@ColesStreetPothole @monicarooney @tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Many_Cooks_(short)

Brilliant.

Never seen it before.

Thanks for sharing this pothole cole.

Too Many Cooks (short) - Wikipedia

Benny from the Block Apr 9

@ColesStreetPothole @monicarooney @[email protected] @Nickiquote What the hell did I just watch?

Coles Street Pothole Apr 9

@feijoa @monicarooney @Nickiquote The ghost of Bil Keane.

Third spruce tree on the left Apr 8

@monicarooney @ColesStreetPothole @Nickiquote

its so terrible I can't stop watching. Don't think how bizarrely bd it is. Imagine its a lovecraftian horror movie directed by David Lynch.

Coles Street Pothole Apr 8

@tezoatlipoca @monicarooney @Nickiquote
I wish there were bloodshed.

Wait—what DID happen to the hedgehog?

@ColesStreetPothole @tezoatlipoca @monicarooney This is the closest I could find to injury. But he’s totally fine. He’s fine. Fine.

Coles Street Pothole Apr 8

@Nickiquote @tezoatlipoca @monicarooney
😭 Make it stop.

@ColesStreetPothole @tezoatlipoca @monicarooney The hedgehog turns up in a warm haystack. Sorry for the spoiler.

Coles Street Pothole Apr 8

@Nickiquote @tezoatlipoca @monicarooney Warm . . . from all the blood?