@grickle "I've assembled the adventuring team! I don't know why I have two dowels left over-"

@grickle 4 adventurers in a mall? Can't help but think of Magic Maze, good memories...
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/209778/magic-maze

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...if you survive the maze...

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I would guess that the attackers are hungry for meatballs, Grickle.
Amirite?

@grickle Any day of discounts. The tiny creature is actually an unruly child, with a +10 in "devastation" skills.

@grickle good luck; I've been lost in there for days.

@grickle Which encapsulates why I like BBC Radio 4's 'Elvenquest' because someone's always saying ' Bur..Why? ' People following idiots because Idiots have a Cause! Am I ringing any bells here?

@grickle they all perished.

@grickle 5 minutes later and they'll all be at each other's throats. The IKEA effect.

@grickle If only it were that easy.

@grickle big Discworld energy

@grickle there is a boardgame for this scenario: Magic Maze. You play an adventuring party trying to steal equipment in a laborinth like department store. The trick is that everybody can move every character but you only have one to three moves per player (So one player can only move north or take elevators for example). It gets quite hectic and has no round system just as fast as your group can take actions against the clock. Oh and you can't talk.