@grickle "I've assembled the adventuring team! I don't know why I have two dowels left over-"

@grickle 4 adventurers in a mall? Can't help but think of Magic Maze, good memories...
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/209778/magic-maze

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...if you survive the maze...

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I would guess that the attackers are hungry for meatballs, Grickle.
Amirite?

@grickle Any day of discounts. The tiny creature is actually an unruly child, with a +10 in "devastation" skills.

@grickle good luck; I've been lost in there for days.

@grickle Which encapsulates why I like BBC Radio 4's 'Elvenquest' because someone's always saying ' Bur..Why? ' People following idiots because Idiots have a Cause! Am I ringing any bells here?

@grickle they all perished.

@grickle 5 minutes later and they'll all be at each other's throats. The IKEA effect.

@grickle If only it were that easy.

@grickle big Discworld energy