most self-written vows are worse but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
if i ever get married i’ll insist we write the corniest most asinine vows and try to read them with a straight face
@HadasWeiss lol girl you in danger. you're poking the fedi bear with this one 
@HadasWeiss why not? It’s a weird custom to attentionmaxx your attentionmaxxed day