this is very fucking dumb, "who is satoshi?" is such a 2014 question, and this article is a nothingburger

http://archive.today/2026.04.08-114529/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/business/takeaways-satoshi-nakamoto-bitcoin-adam-back.html

at least they're not still harassing Dorian Nakamoto

@davidgerard smh everyone knows satoshi is the set of all people who aren't craig wright.
@dysfun @davidgerard I know I'm Satoshi, and so's my wife.
@dysfun @davidgerard We Are All Satoshi Except Fuck That Guy In Particular
@dysfun @davidgerard sadly, I know that better than anyone. 😭