Mastodawn

Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after

This is a good time to remember:

If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous

Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?

That is identical to the 2nd case.

If it bites you and you both due, rabies

To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.

Also, believe it or not, jail.

And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.

So the woman was poisonous, gottit