Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after

https://lemmus.org/post/21417566

So glad someone turned that news story into a terrible animated video!
As is tradition!

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The Osaka one is just sad. Grief sucks.
Unless he killed her…
Ah the second Osaka one…
Oh right, yes. Sorry.
the first one sounds like an overreaction to a noisy neighbor.
plot twist: it’s all the same guy
Move over Florida Man, Osaka Man had entered the Arena
@tal Okay, but there's ~125M people in Japan. This is like an average Tuesday in Florida.
Osaka Man is clearly Florida Man’s long lost brother.
Patient Zero
That will teach people about having zero patient.
And so it begins.
I think i am ready for it TBH!
Fuck yeah, patient zero! I was starting to loose hope that zombie apocalypse could beat out climate change, pollution, wealth inequality, and fascism. But it’s back in the race!
Huzzah! Can’t wait. I’ve never liked the idea of eating brains, now it’ll be my favourite meal
I hear with a nice chianti and some fava beans…
Yeah, fire that hope arrow!
man didn’t tell she was of the poisonous type
Never heard about this toxic femininity before!

FYI this was last week, the cherry blossoms are basically gone now, 2 weeks earlier than last year. Here’s a pic from 2 weeks ago.

I’ve got cherry trees in Australia and they only bloom for a few days the last few years.
Rabies?
Iirc rabies kills you (assuming you’re a human) before you can pass it on
@thespcicifcocean In theory, rabid humans CAN pass it on, but there are no documented cases. There's no medical reason they can't, other than that it's not as easy to transmit as many people might assume.
Death from Rabies is a horrifying, long winded torture - if he was able to get to the park a few hours before his death, it wasn’t rabies.

This is a good time to remember:

If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous

Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
That is identical to the 2nd case.
If it bites you and you both due, rabies
I think there may have been a trend of using cyanide or something like that as make-up powder for its unusual whitening properties.

@lath I assume this comment is in the wrong thread, but I believe you're talking about lead-based makeup.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venetian_ceruse

Venetian ceruse - Wikipedia

Speaking of cherry blossoms, can anyone remember (or find) that greentext about the incel trying to get with a girl at the cherry blossoms?

It’s really fucking long and the person does come across as fucking mental

I don’t think there’s much of a mystery he was 89 years old and he was sort of dude to go around biting people