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Pommes_für_dein_Balg
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I will now be taking questions
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What about if someone attacks you with a banana?!
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agamemnonymous
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First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.
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You shot him! You shot him dead!
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