Pommes_für_dein_Balg

I will now be taking questions

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Apr 7 at 9:27pmWeb
Show threadPugJesus1d ago
which pointy stick best
Show threadKairos1d ago
#2 looks very organized
Show threadPommes_für_dein_Balg1d ago
That’s determined by an elaborate stick measuring contest, called “war”.
Show threadFiniteBanjo1d ago
Is a bullet a stick? Does the deformation of the bullet disqualify it even though it happens after it is used by before it has an effect?
Show threadsnoons1d ago
To be fair, pointy sticks sometimes stop being pointy sticks when someones forcefully getting their point across.
Show threadPommes_für_dein_Balg1d ago
No, Patrick.
But Drones > Bullets
And Sticks > Drones
Therefore sticks are superior.
Show threadOptional1d ago
What about if someone attacks you with a banana?!
Show thread57151d ago
You get the spin effect on your kart.
Show threadagamemnonymous1d ago
First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.
Show threadred_sock1d ago
You shot him! You shot him dead!
Show threadA_norny_mousse1d ago

… you have now rendered him ‘elpless.

Palin: Suppose he’s got a bunch.

Sgt.: Shut up.

Idle: Suppose he’s got a pointed stick.

Show threadjeffep1d ago
Is hunting a mammoth a military exercise?
Show threadPommes_für_dein_Balg23h ago
They’re not hunting it. The mammoth is charging with them. Notice it also has pointy sticks.
Show threadred_sock1d ago

War.

War never changes.