Pommes_für_dein_Balg1d ago

I will now be taking questions

https://feddit.org/post/28205781

Show threadOptional1d ago
What about if someone attacks you with a banana?!
Show threadagamemnonymous
First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.
Apr 8 at 12:46amWeb
Show threadred_sock1d ago
You shot him! You shot him dead!
Show threadA_norny_mousse1d ago

… you have now rendered him ‘elpless.

Palin: Suppose he’s got a bunch.

Sgt.: Shut up.

Idle: Suppose he’s got a pointed stick.