Jectoons 
I live in a one way, across from a great bike lane.
Neighbour: "when there's an emergency vehicle blocking the way I drive onto the protected bike lane to be able to get home"
Me (appalled): "wait are you serious"
Neighbour: "yeah"
Me (appalled, children use that bike lane, among other people): "you shouldn't do that"
Neighbour: "fuck you"
Trebach