Mastodawn

This is like watching a slow motion train wreck. Except there's no physical momentum involved. It can be stopped simply by stopping it.

Yet it lumbers on toward disaster.

@mattblaze dozens of conductors on the train frantically screaming "If nobody stops it we'll crash!" while staring at the brakes from a distance

@brad @mattblaze 535 conductors definitely counts as "dozens".

"If only congress was awake to witness what's happening!"

@dusk @willyyam @mattblaze thank god the bill of rights isn't alive to see this