@nowaynews I mean, to be fair, I too prefer jazz when high. Well, actually I prefer prog or heavy metal, but jazz has a place on my playlist. Take Five by Dave Brubeck? Primo stoner jazz.

@nowaynews maybe have a frank conversation with your rat

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I'm with the rats on this one.

@nowaynews #DOI?

@nowaynews Jazz *is* the drug.

@nowaynews Seems like research bias to me. Most of my rats preferred techno to anything else, though admittedly I never tried to get them shitfaced.

@nowaynews rat here. Willing to help out verifying this study

@nowaynews Next study: see if weasels smoking marijuana like Kabuki theatre.

@nowaynews @darkrat eh, rats like to be tickled.

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This suggests that when in their right minds they prefer classical music.

@nowaynews consider for IgNobel