Daniel
Christine Lemmer-Webber"I'm gonna run this like a business" he said menacingly, pouring industrial waste into your water supply
Andres
Joshua Kevins@cwebber that's environmental pollution and it's too dangerous cause it causes drought, desertification and famine
Viss@cwebber at least real disney cartoon villains could sing and had object permanence and sometimes even charisma and a sense of humor
The Orange Theme
SoftspeakBuy a company
Make a letter stating you will make changes and bring in money
Keep running business
Layoff 1/2 to 3/4 of the staff
Have the remaining staff take on the current workload output
Make changes to office appearance (new carpet)
Showoff the company to investors and potential buyers about how much money you made (never mentioning you have fired staff to inflate numbers)
Sell the company to idiot thinking they will rake in as much money as you do
Golden Parachute Exit with suitcase of money
The new idiot buys company and repeats list
Scott Murray 
@softspeak @cwebber 😮😞
Nantucket Lit@cwebber That reminds me of a funny line from a National Lampoon movie.
Rich guy: "Let's settle this the way our ancestors did."
Kal Penn: "You're going to exploit me economically?"
Evelyn Octavia@cwebber nuclear power plants, i'm guessing?
Magnus Ahltorp@cwebber "run this like a business" = "ignore externalities"