American president: fuck shit fuck die boom boom!

Mainstream media: The strategy behind the president’s unorthodox approach to international conflict and diplomacy appears to be…

American president: I go wee wee on your head!

@aral yes yes but at least he didn't wear a tan suit
@celeduc And something something emails! @aral
@aral The president could shit in his hand and fling it at his advisors and mainstream media would call it a novel and innovative strategy
@SnoozyRests He rubs it into his face each morning is what he does. Never trust any outlet who sell a shitstain for a makeup, their Newspeak is version infinite and they might just be the Ministry of Truth themselves.
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@aral by law he is an adult, by real life he is not.

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I cannot believe I am watching this happen with my own eyes.

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@aral It bugs me sometimes when people react to dumb politicians with "This is a deliberate strategy to... " *insert theory here* (something about making us question the nature of truth is a common one)

There's no mastermind strategy going on here. He is just as idiotic as he sounds.

@aral @harry_wood didn't seem idiotic to me. He moved the markets just fine.

Actually bombing them would move the markets differently. It won't be difficult for him to do that either.

It just requires power and arrogance. No more intelligence than anyone else, but no less either

@aral will someone PLEASE shoot the idiot! NOW!!!