American president: fuck shit fuck die boom boom!

Mainstream media: The strategy behind the president’s unorthodox approach to international conflict and diplomacy appears to be…

American president: I go wee wee on your head!

@aral The president could shit in his hand and fling it at his advisors and mainstream media would call it a novel and innovative strategy
@SnoozyRests He rubs it into his face each morning is what he does. Never trust any outlet who sell a shitstain for a makeup, their Newspeak is version infinite and they might just be the Ministry of Truth themselves.
@aral