Worthless BumsLITERALLY 100% CANON, NOT LEGENDS CANON
fuck it, get in the yt-1300, losers, we're going to <4000 bby> or some shit
you'll all be very surprised to know that my guy with persuade 1 and soc 4 did not do so great
all i'm saying is star wars woulda turned out real different if stormtroopers learned to follow footprints
"i'll patch you up in the medical bay"
*looks at map: no medical bay*
"siddown"
"I am not here to debate this, I have come to this conclusion already."
it's good you made this wrong post then
it's funny how the looser spaceship rules of traveller 1e suit the playstyle of star wars more than the tighter rules of 2e
i did cobble together a lot of ship stats from various sources, though
narrative hyperspace/lane tables, go!
how come no one told me that after the text scroll in the force awakens the first shot looked like a giant space hand flipping you off
*smears blood over helmet*
whispers: "otherwise the audience can't tell who the fuck you are in this chaos of plastic stormtroopers"
realizing i'll finally see what john oliver has been yelling about with that water buffalo nonsense
oh am i watching an assassin's creed movie
we've had this fucking trandoshan nemesis on our asses since session one why is he so dogged
(i say, flying around in the ship we stole from him in session one)
the dice gods have rewarded me for watching the trilogy my dice rolls are unreal today
rolling pcs while my luck is good looool
never tell me the <independent probabilities>
my wookie got so many mustering out benefits lololol
oh the 1 on the benefits table is nothing tho lol
everyone be cool i got a scavenger ship tho
The Chic Kashyyyk
i rewatched the fight between obi-wan and jango and it's worse than i remember lol
boba fett, more like boba debt
i really don't know much about the clone wars, and surprisingly few adventures are placed in this time period?
literally zero i've found lol
shitton of comics and cartoons in this era tho
i might just time skip a buncha this and do more traveller terms
oh i did darth maul wrong
i didn't realize there was a whole thing about him constructing a spider body and shit for himself? lmao
well, i'm very diverged from canon already so fuck it xD
i made him a quasi-foil for vader where he somehow stitched his body back together again so he could be like "oh you lost the high ground? you got burnt to a crisp? and now you need a machine to breathe? loser"
wookies need to stop dying
KILL ONE OF THE HUMANS WE GOT TWO OF 'EM
so... one pc flitting about the galaxy on a luxury yacht, one fell to the dark side, one killed by the one who fell to the dark side, another in an imperial labor camp, and the last guy is a triple agent working for the isb
yesiree this campaign gettin' dark xD
naming an npc lieutenant brass just so you can call him lieutenant ass
roll to remember your cover identity
there is no luck, only the <hand of the referee>
i just remembered i have one of the jedi fallen order games but i played it for like an hour and stopped because something about it annoyed me? the climbing?
HOW COME YOU ONLY ROLL SO GOOD AS A SITH???
apropos of nothing it's good that star wars has good prosthetic tech >.>
how many pc ships can i destroy in one campaign tho
trusting a hutt? on nal hutta? in this economy?
the problem with star wars canon vs legends canon and kitbashing adventures from like 5 different star wars rpg lines is you can get really confused about who is supposed to be dead by <whenever>
"so, your ex turned sith and dismembered you, then your friend tried to help but got you captured by hutts"
it's been a rough few years for my pcs but *checks notes* three of them are still hanging in there