old rpg thread too heavy. this new rpg thread

so let me say that anagathics in star wars makes a lot more sense than in traveller, since the jedi are a weird religious order that thinks everyone should die in their time and place

in traveller it's just "the imperium/all nobility frowns upon living longer" which we all know is bullshit lolololol

"only the sith deal in <anagathics>"

"The heroes have been out doing something necessary and are now returning to their ship."

an excellent way to start tbh lol

the last 40 minutes of rogue one are great actually
wait there's canon weird nth dimensional time travel fuckery in star wars? lol

LITERALLY 100% CANON, NOT LEGENDS CANON

fuck it, get in the yt-1300, losers, we're going to <4000 bby> or some shit

we're on a diplomatic mission from alderaan
you'll all be very surprised to know that my guy with persuade 1 and soc 4 did not do so great
all i'm saying is star wars woulda turned out real different if stormtroopers learned to follow footprints

"i'll patch you up in the medical bay"

*looks at map: no medical bay*

"siddown"

oh no

"I am not here to debate this, I have come to this conclusion already."

it's good you made this wrong post then

it's funny how the looser spaceship rules of traveller 1e suit the playstyle of star wars more than the tighter rules of 2e

i did cobble together a lot of ship stats from various sources, though

narrative hyperspace/lane tables, go!

how come no one told me that after the text scroll in the force awakens the first shot looked like a giant space hand flipping you off

*smears blood over helmet*

whispers: "otherwise the audience can't tell who the fuck you are in this chaos of plastic stormtroopers"

realizing i'll finally see what john oliver has been yelling about with that water buffalo nonsense
oh am i watching an assassin's creed movie