I call people fucking cunts on 3 platforms. Here's what I've seen.

1. Mumsnet. Lots of engagement on posts where I call JK Rowling a fucking cunt. Banned.

2. LinkedIn. More consistent engagement with me calling Elon Musk a fucking cunt being most viral. Banned.

3. Mastodon. I once did a post where I called JK Rowling and Elon Musk a pair of fucking cunts and John Mastodon sent me a nice hamper.

I call people fucking cunts on 3 platforms, on average, before the British Transport Police catch me.
@Nickiquote
Come up to Scotland, as long as you smile when you say it you'll be fine.
@Nickiquote 'if you see something that doesn't look right...'
@alicemcalicepants @Nickiquote I constantly report people for wearing brown shoes with blue suits but BTP claim I’m wasting their time. I see it, I say it, but they refuse to sort it. What’s the point?
@Nickiquote We need more people to try this on all three networks to confirm this study.

@Nickiquote @Nicovel0 content aside, I didn’t know anyone could get banned from LI for anything that isn’t a scam, impersonation, or illegal.

Mostly you see people putting some racist “thought leadership” under their full name where current and future employers will see it and think “seems like self harm, but you do you”

@Nickiquote

Prior to this post, I hadn't heard about Mumsnet and thought it might be a clever pejorative for Facebook.

if anyone's curious: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumsnet

Mumsnet - Wikipedia

@Nickiquote

> Mumsnet was created in 2000 by Justine Roberts to help parents pool information and advice, following a disastrous first family holiday with her one-year-old twins.

RELATABLE

#parenting

@dusk This is the relevant bit.
@Nickiquote I'm sorry, but I can't support this. Calling Rowling and Musk cunts is an insult to cunts everywhere.
@Nickiquote I follow you in part because you use the word in a proper context.
@Nickiquote Since this platform isn’t corporate owned there’s nobody to protect our corporate overlords from our criticisms. Ain’t it great??
@Nickiquote I mean I bet I could be banned from LinkedIn just from posting something like: "I lost my job today. Capitalism fucking sucks."
@meluzzy @Nickiquote new fedi game where we try to get banned from centralized social media with more and more mundane/boring posts?
@meluzzy @Nickiquote I bet you could drop that first sentence and still be banned.
@Nickiquote Both Musket and Rowling can get fucked off into deep space!

@Nickiquote

I'll send you a few of these:
👍 👍 🍺

YOU ARE A CUNT

YouTube
@amiserabilist @Nickiquote You‘re a treasure for sharing this Pop cultural (?) gem.
For all of youse who feel like sharing it with your favourite cunt, I’ve taken the liberty to bring it into qr format. Should be good on an office mug. Wouldn’t mind printing it on a birthday card or two either… *looking up politicians’ birthdays*
@amiserabilist merci 😉

@lutzen

we followed each other at the same time.

that is a first for me.

@amiserabilist Sure is to me, too! I’ll just ask ya in advance for excusing all the plant passed stuff that’ll blow up your feed 😉
Love your explanation of how people shouldn’t feel insulted by your utterances. This I’ll print on a shirt, with your permission.

@lutzen

i don't mind at all.

@Shivviness is my friend, who is a vegan and also into your other interests, though he is taking a social media break for now.

@amiserabilist @Shivviness don’t say I didn’t warn ya 😉
@Nickiquote I can't be part of anything that does not at least contain the possibility of someone being called a cunt at some point.
@Nickiquote Well, I mean they ARE cunts soooo...
@Nickiquote The Fucking Cunts is a fantastic punk band name.
@Nickiquote thanks for fighting the good fight on mumsnet, regrettably it didn't turn out well for us but the world isn't lost yet
@Nickiquote it appears the domain I wanted for this is already taken…
@Nickiquote
I don't get it why a word for a female body part is a good insult for anyone.
Is it a patriarchy thing?

@LeelaTorres The use in the US is misogynistic, being used essentially solely for women, but this is not the usage in the rest of the English speaking world.

It is used, like words for male body parts and often interchangeably, because they are historically taboo and also because it is a pleasing-sounding insult, sharp at both ends.

@Nickiquote
Ass is also sharp and suitable for all genders.
But it's difficult to understand unfamiliar cultures of swearing 🙈

@LeelaTorres @Nickiquote "ass" isn't remotely sharp, is a different word to "arse", both of those occupy different niches already, and there are already enough forces americanising everything as it is

also, "cunt" upsets the middle class, which is a more important social good than ever

@Nickiquote Now try calling republicans cunts on all 3. I imagine not the same outcome.

We all live in echo chambers....

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I hope to live long enough to see calling someone a fucking cunt normalized here in the US. I think it’s coming.

@Nickiquote @qurlyjoe There’s a mastohamper? Are you sure that’s not just where other people throw their laundry in with yours?

#socialhamper #fedilaundry

@Nickiquote @SJAsh_03 Just be careful criticizing Israel. Mastodon moderators will be all over ya.