Dan Sugalski
Foxes in Love
Frang 
Omega@FoxesInLove for every warning there is a story...
Jessica O'Hare 🐇@Weregopher @FoxesInLove true warning sign on the input loader of a card machine:
"Keep hands and other body parts away from input hopper"
Like, *what* other body parts are people putting in there? 🧐
stealthradek@FoxesInLove The hot beverage you have just purchased may be hot.
Peanuts may contain nuts.
Peanuts may contain nuts.
Primo@stealthradek @FoxesInLove the hot beverage ypu purchased may be much hotter that it was supposed to be*
LilFluff@Primo @stealthradek indeed, the hot beverage you order might be served at temperatures unfit for consumption, despite the restaurant having lost three prior lawsuits about serving at dangerously high temperatures, resulting in your being admitted to the hospital and needing surgery. Ouch.
Tinx@FoxesInLove I always do the lickmus test on unidentified liquids 🤔
Triss, Cuddle-Slut 
Marion 🦋☀️@FoxesInLove
Blue's face 😅
Don't leave driver's seat while car is in motion.
Don't use microwave to dry pets.
Remove child before washing.
Xander@FoxesInLove
You think the warnings are really dumb, but each disclaimer exists because someone was stupid enough to actually do it.
You think the warnings are really dumb, but each disclaimer exists because someone was stupid enough to actually do it.
Ember@GoodGentleman @FoxesInLove i just tried plugging something into an unproperly installed outlet (before seeing this comic). it tripped the GFCI, so i guess the intelligent engineers who designed this outlet knew there exist idiots like me 
Wild Card@FoxesInLove Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
@FoxesInLove oh i love those! our siemens washing machine had a safety booklet that made a small note to remove transport locks from the drum dampeners before first use - on page 8 out of 17 right between the warning to not eat washing detergents and the warning that electricity can hurt you (while omitting that info in instruction and setup manual)... they just like to make sure you read everything i guess (and punish you by having the washing machine demolish your bathroom of you don't).
Andre_601 🇨🇭 
@FoxesInLove Sounds like an american safety booklet
Frankie@FoxesInLove so it's fine to sew clothes whilst you're wearing them, just not if someone else is?