I've been working on this one for a couple of weeks and finally was able to push the publish button.

https://ryancheley.com/2026/04/06/a-giant-pain-in-the-ass/

TLDR: I'm fine (whatever that means), but I have Cancer

#FuckCancer #PuckCancer

A Giant Pain in the Ass

Content Warning: This is a highly personal post about a cancer diagnosis. On Feb 16, 2026 I was 'prepping' for a routine colonoscopy...

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@ryancheley 🫂 I'm sorry you're going through this. It's a shitty thing to have to experience.

So you're aware, this was wonderfully written and I found the title to be a nice touch. Solid pun work there.