Jalapeño poppers are sandwiches.
@prettygood might be a regional thing then. Fried potato wedges, but, like, not a french fry. They’ve got a seasoned coating they fry them in. They usually have them in cheapo grocery store deli sections in Kroger stores and stuff.
That said, I will consider your assessment. It… sounds plausible. Buuuut… if I ask for a sandwich and someone hands me a hot dog I’ll smack ‘em because they know damn well what I mean.