Selzero

Trump's narrative: The USA won the war on the 2nd, 4th, 10th, 13th, 15th, 23rd, 27th, and 32nd days.

Iran was completely obliterated, then on the verge of getting nukes, then obliterated, then getting nukes, then obliterated, then Trump needs $200 Billion more.

The strait was open, closed, about to be open, "other countries are coming to help", "why won't they help", "fuck it I don't care they can get their own oil", now "OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS"

9:52amWeb
Show threadAL12h ago

@selzero
so we have learned that the-tRump has won more wars than any other president in history;
we are not counting the number of wars he has stopped.

note to historians (and big corp media): do not count the wars he has started.

Show threadFace Thumb12h ago
@selzero We are now in the "Give me my school bag back and stop eating my lunch and reading my diary!" part of the victory.
Show threadG 🇮🇹11h ago
@selzero HAHAHAHA 🤣 I laugh because the alternative is crying 😏
Show threadOli11h ago

@selzero
Trump is winning so big, he just wants to keep on winning "like you've never seen before"

Thats true, never seen a "win" quite like a #Trump win

Why have one victory when you can be victorious every day

Show threadDan Bocain11h ago
@selzero A stable genius…. they said
Show threadNormanDunbar8h ago
@BoomlandJenkins @selzero He wouldn't be a genius even in a stable, with horses!
Show threadVelteropⓐⓊ🪂🇪🇺🇳🇱🇬🇧🇩🇪8h ago
@BoomlandJenkins @selzero
Because he produces vastly more horse shit than any other stable denizens?
Show threadhumourmetom11h ago
@selzero I would be willing to bet that most Americans couldn't point to Iran on a map of the world.
Show threadFrans Super 🇺🇦🇵🇸🍋 FKNZS🔻10h ago
@selzero What should one do with a rabid beast threatening to attack you?
Show threadJim10h ago
@selzero
Ask any @GOP or Magat and they will say they didn't see those ramblings or everything's going to plan
Show threadWaldorf9h ago
@CaymanPilot @selzero @GOP The human is a crazy animal. It discards facts if they don't match what they already believe .. you know "fake" as in news.
Show threadPino Carafa9h ago

@selzero And #BBCNews still goes "We can't just ignore the things Trump says".

Yes, you can. And you MUST. Stop watching what that moron SAYS and start paying attention to what that moron DOES.

Show threadCount Holdem9h ago
@selzero You know someone had to eventually graduate The Magic 8-Ball!..
Show threadWaldorf9h ago
@selzero Trump in English means "CHAOS" ...
Show threadMagnus Ahltorp9h ago
@selzero "I'm really good at quitting smoking. I have done it many times!"
Show threadAJD8h ago
@selzero exclusive: this is the exact moment he typed and posted the tantrum
Show threadSu_G8h ago

@selzero
How much has he & his weird family made from insider trading?

#corruption #grift #insiderTrading #EpsteinFiles

Show threadRobin Barton8h ago
@selzero I think that is the best summary of Trump's war so far. Can this be added to some historical site for future historians?
Show threadedsanders26h ago

@selzero

Regarding the Strait -- through which 15 ships passed today -- what happened?

You'll see stories that say Iran gave in. That's bullshit.

Here's what happened:

On Feb. 27, the price of oil was ~$70 a barrel. Trump did something vile & stupid.

Today, the price of oil is ~$108.

A good chunk of that additional $38 goes to Iran as a toll & the rest goes to Trump's sleazy cronies.

Because oil is profitable at $70.

So you now pay ~50% more for gas and the US has wasted billions of $.

Show threadmobidic4h ago

@selzero

Definition of arbitrary decision-making
Arbitrary decision-making is the act of making decisions based on personal impulse, inconsistent preferences, or subjective power rather than on clear rules, objective criteria, evidence, or fair reasoning. It describes behavior that appears unpredictable, unjustified, or disconnected from transparent standards.

Trump is just a case.

Show threadmobidic4h ago

@selzero

Choleric behavior in communication can be understood as a pattern of heightened emotional reactivity, low frustration tolerance, and strong impulse toward control or dominance during interpersonal exchange.

From a psychological perspective, such behavior may result from poor emotional regulation, accumulated stress, unresolved inner conflict, perceived threat to self-esteem, or learned communication styles shaped by earlier relationships or environments.

=> Trump