Trump's narrative: The USA won the war on the 2nd, 4th, 10th, 13th, 15th, 23rd, 27th, and 32nd days.

Iran was completely obliterated, then on the verge of getting nukes, then obliterated, then getting nukes, then obliterated, then Trump needs $200 Billion more.

The strait was open, closed, about to be open, "other countries are coming to help", "why won't they help", "fuck it I don't care they can get their own oil", now "OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS"