Mastodawn

If we were spider people, the crucifix would be an asterisk.

I promise I am not high.

@gknauss Maybe not you but after reading that I'm starting to wonder if I somehow got high.

@gknauss It would be like a little crucifixion footnote.

* Jesus will return in Christianity 2: The Lost World.

@dan 2 Jesus 2 Christ.

Trailer voice: “This time… it’s personal.”

@gknauss well, why not?

@gknauss
Don't asterisks normally have six, not eight lines?

@negative12dollarbill I figure four legs would be collapsed to two, like a human’s two legs are collapsed to one.

I totally did not just come up with that justification.

@gknauss Please get high and then continue this thought sequence.

@gknauss I am and I just laughed my ass off at that. ;-)

@gknauss But Spider-Man doesn't look anything like an asterisk 🤔