Folks it us now, uh, about 40 minutes until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Best set up a filter if you want to avoid it.

If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is THE MONSTER THAT CHALLENGED THE WORLD (1957), in which crustaceans attack the human race.

The flick's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100053389/the-monster-that-challenged-the-world

Or Archive.org has a colorized version: https://archive.org/details/monster-that-challenged-the-world-1957-colorized

Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along!

#horror #scifi #movies #cinema #cinemastodon

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Fifteen minutes 'til #Monsterdon! Get your stuff together!
God I hope this movie is dumb as fuck. I need this movie to be dumb as fuck. #Monsterdon

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(they scare the crabs)

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"...A region almost as salty as the internet." #Monsterdon
The ~wild ♪ rock formations~ ♫ 👉 👉 #Monsterdon
...Wearing *intensely* stupid hats. #Monsterdon
MAAAAAAVRIIIIICK #Monsterdon
They're always hitting the silk, but have they ever considered just sitting down with the silk and talking though their problems? #Monsterdon

"Come in."

Sorry, can't respond, too busy investigating the hot dog legs on the poster behind me. #Monsterdon

*touches the surface of the water* Clams. Two, three days old. #Monsterdon
Johnson's chowder, chief. #Monsterdon
Aah. Aaaah. Aaaaaah. #Monsterdon
Okay, is it cutterboy, butterboy, or flutterboy? #Monsterdon
"Now wait a minute! I need to display to the audience what a hardass I am!" #Monsterdon
"Yes mom, that's right. Uh huh. Yeah, I'll be screaming alone in a dark room while dramatically lit. Mm hmm. Yeah, third act. Yes, they COULD hire more women, mom, but it's the fifties." #Monsterdon
This is a movie that feels like it should have Raymond Burr in it, y'know? #Monsterdon
Salton sea spooge :/ #Monsterdon

"It's Hollister."

No, Hollister was less wrinkly than that. #Monsterdon

Not A substance, THE Substanceâ„¢. #Monsterdon
Traditional monster movie line detected! "[X thing] does strange things to the human body..." #Monsterdon
Yeah you can't see Grace today, she's having her eyes propped open to test oven cleaner >:( #Monsterdon

"He's cute"

If you like hardasses, I guess. #Monsterdon

Yeah, thanks for the lung cancer Commander. #Monsterdon

"Take a look at the microscope."

Yes, it's a lovely model. Now look INTO it. #Monsterdon

WE'VE GOT TO CLOSE THE B- oh htey actually are closing the beaches huh #Monsterdon

"Phone, doctor"

Now!? But I'm working on the new Ovaltine formula! #Monsterdon

"Jodie? I've just learned you're about to be killed. It's part of the horror movie morality."

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"You get home early."

No, Mom, I'm gonna FUCK ALL NIGHT LONG. #Monsterdon

...The guy's name is Mort. Now THAT'S a little on the nose. You wanna start the countdown to his death or should I? #Monsterdon
The giant clams are gonna run into the She-Creature coming the other direction. #Monsterdon
"I'll tell you what happened! She's trapped in a horror movie where cultural norms around misogyny are reiterated!" #Monsterdon
OH GOD, JODIE TURNED INTO A PILE OF SEAWEED! #Monsterdon
Well, at least they found their missing se(a)men. #Monsterdon
Oh great, just what every movie needs. Diving scenes. 9_9 #Monsterdon
"Try a reading! Open your books to page 47!" #Monsterdon

"what's the bottom like?"

That's rather a personal question, commander. #Monsterdon

"We won't take any chances. We'll just keep traveling blindly into the depths, and-- oh hey, there's something weird, let's go poke it." #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe sensors indicate this movie sucks, captain

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@xerozohar @CactuarJoe Sorry it seems you're cutting out, I didn't hear that.

*adam savage voice* IS EVERYBODY READY FOR DIVING

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"We've got you on the frequency! but you'll have to pay extra for the amplitude!"

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@CactuarJoe was that about 5 seconds?
@CactuarJoe LMBO!!! She's got a terrible headache, she says. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld 👾🎥

@CactuarJoe man's gonna turn into Demi Moore

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"out radioactive experiments had nothing to do with what happened to your man. But don't ask about the giant lizard we shipped to japan"

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mmm, simple marine secretion

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"hahah it's ok i'm pregnant therefore useless :D"

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Puncture wounds? Exsanguination?! AQUAVAMPIRES

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Scared to death? well what is it? vampires or fear demons? pick a lane movie!

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Jaws: The Early Years

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mmm, radioactive ovaltine

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"need to talk to you about your beach. it's kinda shit"

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Jodie gonna become the She-Creature.

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Just when you thought it was saf- *hooked off stage*

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"what's kids got to do with it? and what's love got to do with it for that matter?"

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And there's when Jodie passed over to the other chrono cross dimension

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