You can tell a lot about a person by how many throw pillows they have in their house.
@JessTheUnstill how would you ever know they're not hiding more in their closets?!
@Heliograph Basically tribbles
@JessTheUnstill can't have enough of those tho 😆 #tribbles
@JessTheUnstill bellingcat me
@Viss
OMG want the pop tart
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@orci @JessTheUnstill it was a one-off my wife got off etsy, so far as we know, this is unpossible
@Viss
Yup, was just searching and no luck.
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Robot or human?

@JessTheUnstill @Viss that’s a good find! All the ones I found were tiny. Thanks.
@orci @Viss well, look closely at the dimensions. The photos are AI garbage

@JessTheUnstill

I am not on the household’s throw pillow procurement committee.

@JessTheUnstill we have about 10 and we only have one couch and one loveseat lmao

my partner and i like to be comfy :3
@jiub See I find throw pillows to be super uncomfortable nuisances whose whole point is to get tossed on the ground
@JessTheUnstill we have a layered approach to pillows, including some quite large ones and some more normal sized ones so you can build whatever kind of support you need :3

but i hear that, often they're more or less for decoration and firm and awkwardly shaped
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Too many.
Wait, no.
Not enough.
@JessTheUnstill 100 cat themed throw pillows can't be wrong!
@catsalad @JessTheUnstill
The 36 Nicholas Cage pillows, though...

@JessTheUnstill I'm not sure I'd consider mine a throw pillow, but I do have one that could be construed as one. I don't know what tells you about me. But there's the facts.

I had to see if I could find it. It's basically this, just in square form.
https://mans1ay3r-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/products/well-bang-ok-pillows

"We'll Bang, ok?" Pillows

Report to the ship as soon as possible

mans1ay3r
@JessTheUnstill I've never personally bought a throw pillow. But there are many in my house. And they change maybe twice a year.
@JessTheUnstill I have so fucking many pillows and their count is only rivaled by the number of stuffies I have.

@JessTheUnstill Um... Zero.

That's good, right?

@JessTheUnstill Is there a similar correlation with teddy bears or other cuddle creatures?

@JessTheUnstill

You won't really know until we start throwing them!

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