Blake C. Stacey#Monsterdon root post
Yeah, yeah, Jules V. Levy and friends present this, but Blake presents themselves this plate of nachos
Uh-oh. Underwater sequences before they figured out how to make those not soporific
"Meanwhile, in the secret laboratory next door, scientists are hard at work on new fruitcake rations"
It's no fair that he can jump out of the movie and we can't
Maybe he just doesn't want to respond to "flutterboy" any more
If we're not getting a giant radioactive ladybug out of all this, I will be very disappointed
Closing the beaches? Panic on the fourth of July!
"I'm not bad. I'm just written that way."
there's a hole at the bottom of the Salton Sea
Yes, ineffectually poke at it, that'll work
"We're about ready to shove off. Can he talk her through her grief in the next three minutes?"
Double mourning bands?
Was this before the concept of leftovers had been invented?
"You're our last hope, world's greatest map nerd"
What I didn't tell any of you was that I'm typing on my laptop while watching the movie on my phone, so I can pick the movie up and walk with it when I wander the house looking for where I left my Junior Mints
Kids will unleash the wackiest horrors from the deep
A cryptid in a canal... the Lock Ness Monster?
Man, nothing good will come to you if your job occupation is something ominous like "gatekeeper"
"Arm the blocks of Velveeta and get out of there!"
"Now we kick back and relax for half an hour before we do anything, smoke 'em if you got 'em" is a great way to maintain tension in a monster movie
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Tom Magnanimous@bstacey it's the only cure for giant radioactive aphids