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Yeah, yeah, Jules V. Levy and friends present this, but Blake presents themselves this plate of nachos

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Uh-oh. Underwater sequences before they figured out how to make those not soporific

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"Meanwhile, in the secret laboratory next door, scientists are hard at work on new fruitcake rations"

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It's no fair that he can jump out of the movie and we can't

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Maybe he just doesn't want to respond to "flutterboy" any more

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If we're not getting a giant radioactive ladybug out of all this, I will be very disappointed

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Closing the beaches? Panic on the fourth of July!

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"I'm not bad. I'm just written that way."

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there's a hole at the bottom of the Salton Sea

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Yes, ineffectually poke at it, that'll work

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"We're about ready to shove off. Can he talk her through her grief in the next three minutes?"

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Double mourning bands?

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Was this before the concept of leftovers had been invented?

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"You're our last hope, world's greatest map nerd"

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What I didn't tell any of you was that I'm typing on my laptop while watching the movie on my phone, so I can pick the movie up and walk with it when I wander the house looking for where I left my Junior Mints

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Kids will unleash the wackiest horrors from the deep

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@bstacey

"WEWEASE DA KWAKEN!"

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