Mastodawn

The sandals stay on during sex. I have a doctor’s note.

@StefanThinks How else would one to commit wanton acts of sandalism

@exT0LI @StefanThinks it’s not a sandalism if you are diagnosed with sandalimia

@exT0LI @StefanThinks Anything else would be sandalous.

Should have been more specific when you said you wear thongs. 😉

they'll hold your socks on, anyway . . .

@StefanThinks Does the prescription include the socks?

@StefanThinks They really tie the act together.

@StefanThinks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@StefanThinks Could be worse; they could be Wellington's instead.

@StefanThinks It should really go without saying at a flip-flophouse.

@StefanThinks
Just the other day, overheard someone shouting pretty excitedly about your Jesus sandals.