Haunted food. My mum spiralised a carrot, and the result is like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine, Pinocchio, and John Carpenter's The Thing.
#CursedCarrot
Proteus : Paton, John, 1921-2002 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

191 pages ; 21 cm

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@strangequark @Richard_Littler A body horror book so obscure that the only review on Goodreads is in Italian? Yes please!

@superflippy I picked this book up in a library when I was 10 and it scared the shit out of me.

Decades later I was still haunted by it and tried to find a copy. It's long out of print and indeed seems to have vanished into obscurity. Internet Archive to the rescue.

@Richard_Littler

@strangequark @Richard_Littler I just read the first chapter and had to take a break. Damn. I can’t imagine reading that at 10!

@superflippy Why I started thinking about this recently:

I was listening to the podcast Scarred for Life, where guests share the three things that terrified them as children. I asked myself, "what would mine be?"

@Richard_Littler