Haunted food. My mum spiralised a carrot, and the result is like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine, Pinocchio, and John Carpenter's The Thing.
#CursedCarrot
#CursedCarrot
@superflippy I picked this book up in a library when I was 10 and it scared the shit out of me.
Decades later I was still haunted by it and tried to find a copy. It's long out of print and indeed seems to have vanished into obscurity. Internet Archive to the rescue.