As I understand it...

Good Friday: Jesus crucified

Easter Saturday: Not much happened

Easter Sunday: Jesus rose from the dead!

Easter Monday: Jesus landed a 720 degree spin on a halfpipe, and ascended to heaven.

Yeah?

@troberts I know this is a shitpost, but in case you want to know, the ascension was 40 days later, according to Acts 1:3.
@troberts pretty sure there's something in there about a bunny laying chocolate eggs in a nest that Jesus hatches from too...
@troberts google "harrowing of hell" it's very jolly.
@troberts does this mean Tony Hawk is the second coming?

@emmadavidson No, he's just one of the latter day saints.

(Edit: Apparently the 'Latter Day Saints' is the Mormon thing. I have no idea what I'm talking about.)

@troberts There’s video of that amazeballz run @TheBreadmonkey if you would…?