Choose your reward, hero!
Girlie giggles
Corn on the orb
Extra pinkie toes
Knowledge of the orange cat
2 sneezes for the price of 1
The power to teleport 1 cm
Poll ends at .
The orange cat in question
@catsalad seems more intelligent than me, i’ll gladly take its knowledge!
@ava That kitty... knows things!
@catsalad I would like to have these thoughts. I currently have too many and would like a break from it please and thankyou.

@catsalad

Wait.

THAT'S the orange cat?

Can I vote for "Orange cat knowledge" a second time?

@catsalad Who’s squeezing it too tightly?
@catsalad the perfect "lesbians eat what???"-face
@catsalad where can I teleport that centimeter to?
@catsalad what kind of frequency are we talking on the teleportation?
@brennen 1 cm/sec
@catsalad @brennen
That's over 400 meters an hour. I wouldn't mind adding that to my travel speed, assuming it's more energy efficient than walking.
@catsalad @brennen
Nice!

I'll teleport back and fort like some sort of glitching out video game charachter.


Also does the teleport consvere momentum? Can it be used to cacel fall damage by teleporting 1cm upwards just befofe hitting the ground?
@catsalad the ability to move at all would be a blessing for me

@catsalad

Stutter drive FTL for the win!

@catsalad I giggle like a man, thank you very much
@catsalad 1cm teleportation with the right clipping rules is phasing, no?
@richter Nope, matter relocation, 1 cm behind you.
@richter Finding out that clipping rules aren't applied would be an unpleasant experience.
@catsalad Pressing myself flat against the bank vault wall, I close my eyes and squeeze my teleportation muscles tight. I feel a flash of heat, then a cool release. I made it through the 1cm thick steel sheet wall. Quickly, I pull the drill from my pocket, jack open safe deposit box number 216, grab the Wu Tang record, the sole copy, and as fast as I slipped in, I’m back out on the street.
@catsalad being able to see through the eyes of a million orange cats will have unintended but possibly hilarious consequences
@catsalad I have been sneezing a lot lately. Double sneeze value/ quantity within each of the sneezes resulting in 50% fewer sneezes in toto which is how I am interpreting this don't @ me would be great
@catsalad is there a cool down on the teleport, and can I do it while giggling?
@alice Each individual giggle (single giglet?) teleports you 1 cm
@catsalad @alice as a compulsive giggler with this ability I could easily teleport to a waffle house
@alice @catsalad for some reason that gives me a really creepy mental image. Like weeping angels on Dr Who creepy.
@catsalad The power to teleport one cm would be useful if I made a perfect photo setup but noticed that the camera is placed a little off. I could just grab it gently without messing up the angle and teleport sideways like a strafing video game character 😆

@catsalad

teleporting 1 cm without cooldown is overpowered. 

@catsalad One cm at a time gets me a long way if you do it really fast! Also, I already have the 2 sneezes super power.
@catsalad wait hold on. 1cm teleportation?! Think of the computing applications!
@catsalad I'm really disappointed, too many of y'all passing on the corn so far.
@catsalad I just want to know if after teleporting I will be the same person. Hrm... but how would I know either way? 🤔
@catsalad
Two sneezes for the price of one is infinite energy! perpetum mo*sneeze*le
@catsalad Extra pinkie toes? What is this, The Giver? Ill take my corn on the orb thanks.
@catsalad HAHA! I am already use to multiple sneezes for the price of one!