my boss’s boss to me: “hey you know we’ve got a company cursor plan, you should slack x so they can add you”
me: “uhhh yeah sure thanks”
and then i proceed to ignore everything they said and never follow up because i’d rather quit my job than start vibe coding
another gem: all of our jira tickets now seem to either be written by ai or lack a description entirely, and people assign them to me without elaborating further
so in 90% of cases i either tell them to piss off until they’ve added some proper information to the ticket or try and figure out what they want in the laziest possible way because if i make a mistake because they gave me unreliable ai generated instructions, that’s on them
ah, ai. 'we can save so much time if we have lower standards! what's technical debt?'
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