V.23 | it/its | demi | machine | no minors! 🔞
British-Australian 🇬🇧🇦🇺 living in London!
Systems Engineer, worldbuilder & writer
all NSFW posts will have a content warning
| Pronouns | it/its |
| Gender | Machine |
| Matrix | @vertex:glassway.net |
another gem: all of our jira tickets now seem to either be written by ai or lack a description entirely, and people assign them to me without elaborating further
so in 90% of cases i either tell them to piss off until they’ve added some proper information to the ticket or try and figure out what they want in the laziest possible way because if i make a mistake because they gave me unreliable ai generated instructions, that’s on them
my boss’s boss to me: “hey you know we’ve got a company cursor plan, you should slack x so they can add you”
me: “uhhh yeah sure thanks”
and then i proceed to ignore everything they said and never follow up because i’d rather quit my job than start vibe coding
Just invented cursed new slang for my world
“Carb” - Slang for a company person/woman/man who is supposed to balance the realities of a science or engineering project with demands from upper management. The name is derived from the “carb” on a bong, which is itself derived from “carburetor”, the part of a car designed to combine the fuel/air mixture.
