Vertex 🔞

my boss’s boss to me: “hey you know we’ve got a company cursor plan, you should slack x so they can add you”

me: “uhhh yeah sure thanks”

and then i proceed to ignore everything they said and never follow up because i’d rather quit my job than start vibe coding

Apr 5 at 1:59amWeb
Show threadVertex 🔞1d ago

another gem: all of our jira tickets now seem to either be written by ai or lack a description entirely, and people assign them to me without elaborating further

so in 90% of cases i either tell them to piss off until they’ve added some proper information to the ticket or try and figure out what they want in the laziest possible way because if i make a mistake because they gave me unreliable ai generated instructions, that’s on them

Show threadPatashu (Dragon Style!)1d ago

@livingshredder

ah, ai. 'we can save so much time if we have lower standards! what's technical debt?'

Show threadDavid's Alias 1d ago
@livingshredder
I wouldn't be surprised if people are taking their minor impatient grievances out on ChatGPT or whatever else is responsible for contributing to these tickets. "My PC is slow," "the internet is slow," "I can't find the e-mail is there a virus" before "write this as a message to my IT."