Just so you know about my intensely scholarly efforts this evening: I wondered what the earliest known smiley face in the world is.

It is found on a 3, 700 year Hittite pot found in Turkey, with the classic two dots and curved line.

You are welcome! 🙂

Okay, lets go further down the Smiley Face Rabbit Hole.

So check this mediavel bad boy out, found in a 13th century text, drawn by the reader. Check out his glasses and is that a mustache? Thank Historian Erik Kwakkel for finding it.

In 1635, in a village nearby Slovakia’s Strazov Mountains, lawyer Jan Ladislaides marked his stamp of approval on municipal account documents with a small blotched drawing of two dots and a line inside a circle. The first bureaucratic abuse of a Smiley Face or was the guy just trying to have fun at work?

Lastly, and this will be totally controversial: A Classic Sideways Smiley Emoji was found in a 1648 printed poem, To Fortune, by Robert Herrick.

I mean, the modern brain goes straight there. But most people think it is a typographical error. Did they use colons back then?

@Thoreau ancestor of the kool aid man???

@chumblyface I thought the answer might be something like the 1960's, which just shows you how much I know about the history of smiley faces. ***literally nothing***

So yeah, apparently The Smiley Face has ancestral DNA. Who knew?

@checkervest, you might like this 👆
@Thoreau Well worth the effort, it made me smile!
@Thoreau The smiley face basically having a shard to itself is so wonderful.

@Thoreau I like it! But I wonder if this counts?

The Makapansgat Cobble is a manuport—not a tool, nor engineered, but deliberately carried to where it was found, suggesting that the carrier recognised the face. It's a bit older—from about 3,000,000 years ago!

@lowtech hmm. It might be a face, but is it a smiley face?
@Thoreau Back in those days, maybe smiling wasn't a thing! (Australopithecines, in common with their ancestors, probably interpreted smiling as a threat.)
@lowtech I think it looks more like an Oh No Face. Which would make so much sense given its age! 😯
@Thoreau There's another face on the other side, too!
@Thoreau It's too perfect. Its neatness strongly implies that the artist had plenty of practice. Somewhere there must be a far older grandsmiley.
@jackemled Smiley faces feel modern, don't they? They became a big thing in the 70's and then we made emojis out of them, so they are still everywhere. The Hittite Smiley Face gives a modern person some kind of uncanny valley feeling, but like a modern uncanny feeling. How can somebody so long ago emote the same way we do?
@Thoreau The smiley face transcends time.
@Thoreau oooh unbeknownst to you this helps me. Thank you.