Just so you know about my intensely scholarly efforts this evening: I wondered what the earliest known smiley face in the world is.

It is found on a 3, 700 year Hittite pot found in Turkey, with the classic two dots and curved line.

You are welcome! 🙂

Okay, lets go further down the Smiley Face Rabbit Hole.

So check this mediavel bad boy out, found in a 13th century text, drawn by the reader. Check out his glasses and is that a mustache? Thank Historian Erik Kwakkel for finding it.

In 1635, in a village nearby Slovakia’s Strazov Mountains, lawyer Jan Ladislaides marked his stamp of approval on municipal account documents with a small blotched drawing of two dots and a line inside a circle. The first bureaucratic abuse of a Smiley Face or was the guy just trying to have fun at work?

Lastly, and this will be totally controversial: A Classic Sideways Smiley Emoji was found in a 1648 printed poem, To Fortune, by Robert Herrick.

I mean, the modern brain goes straight there. But most people think it is a typographical error. Did they use colons back then?