mcc
I just… I so severely doubt that Shadow the Hedgehog is the ultimate life form. That sounds so implausible to me
Apr 4 at 10:47pmTusky
Show threadaeva1d ago
@mcc that's how he tricks you
Show threadSnoopJ1d ago
@aeva @mcc nothin' personal, kid
Show threadJP1d ago
@mcc obviously the ultimate lifeform is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxlJJdh_0Kc
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency - Squirrel Moment

YouTube
Show threadfraggle1d ago
@mcc You may not like it, but he is what peak performance looks like.
Show thread2WaterGuns1d ago
@mcc Typical military industrial complex naming lies. "The mother of all bombs?" I'm pretty sure other bombs existed first.
Show threadErtain1d ago
@mcc Yeah, it must, instead, be that final, real boss in Sonic Adventure 2.
Show threadaustralopithecus1d ago
@mcc
"Ultimate" only in the sense of "last".
He is the rider on the pale horse, the bringer of the final end.
Show threadMister Dave1d ago
@australopithecus @mcc yeah but at this point there have been more lifeforms so...
Show threadaustralopithecus1d ago
@misterdave @mcc
Ah, I see the confusion: not the last to rise, but the last to fall.
Show threadmcc1d ago
@australopithecus "This is where the Sonic writers completely ran out of ideas"
Show threadVideo Game King1d ago
@mcc Would you rather it be the Star Trek Voyager reference?
Show threadJohn Nesky1d ago
@Video_Game_King @mcc Wait is that an intentional reference???
Show threadGourd23h ago
@mcc there is nothing more ultimate than hover rollerskating
Show threadmcc22h ago
@gourd Actually this is a really good point
Show thread01d5521h ago
@mcc The citation is to a paper by Gerald Robotnik which did not pass peer review
Show threadLeon10h ago

@mcc I think the ultimate life form should be the best at all the things that define life: it eats the most, excretes the most, responds to stimuli the most and breeds the most

from these criteria the ultimate life form is probably closer to cream the rabbit over sonic the hedgehog