Babe come over, we’re frying garlic
Onions, chestnuts, chorizo and black garlic
Oblig. link to that article on how every cookbook lies about how long it takes to brown onions

I want to call this dish “one garlic, three ways” but the ways all get combined at the end, so, alas.

Apropos of nothing, Jen’s parents (adult ESL speakers) were totally convinced for decades that “garlic” was “ga-leek” (i.e. ga- was a prefix, since they’re obviously leek-related). I find this delightful.

Not-rice ingredients combined, Cajun spices added
@steve wait a sec what's going on with chorizo and cajun spices? andouille substitute??
@regehr this is very much a “clean out the fridge because we’re going to Japan in a week” meal
@steve the cajuns and spaniards grudgingly accept this as valid
@regehr doubtful, but they aren’t gonna stop me
@steve @regehr internet randos who can't accept the basic tenet that you always cook with the ingredients you have at hand, not the ones you wish you had, are dead to me anyway
@steve @regehr like, damn right motherfucker I'll use the greens I have in the fridge that I'll need to throw out in 2 days if I don't and not the exact stuff that it says in the recipe. get a fucking grip
@steve @regehr TWO THIRDS OF IT IS B. OLERACEA ANYHOW
@rygorous @steve I hear you. and yet, there are limits. we're not barbarians here, most of us at least
@rygorous @steve I mean, don't be emma
@regehr @steve I might try the rice flour part (not egg replacer though, that sounds ... concerning), but I definitely wouldn't downvote a recipe after an unsanctioned substitution
@rygorous @steve I think there's a whole reddit for these people
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